Respect your Eld.... fck it, let's kill & Loot the baastards
Past Tense Guild were raiding TOT
came across council Trolls of elderly
thru sand, storm & shite
these trolls we did smite
Now we get to dine on torty for tea! (NOT!)
Horridon is History (yay!), after a more trash (again), we come across the Elders of the Interne... erm, The Council of Elders.
It was like raiding an old-folks home!
One was claiming it was too Freezing Cold!
Another was moaning about the weather (something about a Storm)
One mental bugger was running around like he'd been given 16 cans of Red-bull
An the female of the group kept warbling on about our souls (I think she was looking for a soul-mate!).
If you think about it, all they probably wanted was a nice trip to the Sea-side & the Beach, give them Fish & Chips & they'd be sorted!
But NO, Blizzard makes us have to kill 'em... what sort of game is this? What kind of example are we setting... Nevermind 
ANYWAY... Very nice kill everyone in the short length of time it took us.
Nice planning & strategising as always Air, nicely played everyone else.
As always a GUILD EFFORT.
So... This Tortoise then.... 