Past Tense goes to JFC???
Past Tense went to TOT
to see what they could loot & reap
but all that they could KF see...
was a platform filled with JFC???
Now they like their food served in a bucket
To eat the chick with bone & suck it
A Guild feast served at crazy prices
Smothered in grease & 11 spices
But this chick was faster than a cat
Clucking & Caw'ing the feathery twat
while the Nest Team flew from nest to nest
knowing they'd miss out on that chicken's breast!
Eventually this clucker began to stutter
ole' Pinky shouted "Kill this muther canuka!"
But alas Ji-Kun knew there'd be one winner
Past Tense plucked it, cooked it & had it for Dinner!
Lyrics cooked up by AdeK - The Poet who doesn't ShÃ³ it...
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The Logo used in the screenshot above is for humour only & is NOT intended to cause offence.
However, if any offence has been caused please accept my unreserved apologies in this matter.
and so it was onto the main course...
Looq manages once again to get out of having to pay for Food!!!
In all seriousness, nice quick kill on this one everyone. We've struggled getting raids going as of late (Summer-Time after all).
It would be nice if we could finish on a flourish before 5.4 hits the servers & then we get to invade Orgrimmar...
Before that, there's this One-Eyed Maze Head and a 'Gollum' wanna-be to navigate through first...